Self fulfillabuster... whatever it's called... you know what i mean! positive thinking.....

took off my shit helmet this morning at the claremont and next was  an amazing occurrance.....

I stopped getting shitted on...

 longer yellow lights, the whole thing....

all day, like gold was falling out of my pockets, as I walked down the street....

it's crazy, like i am such a creature of habit... yet i tend to catch people off guard alot....

 i dunno...

but anyway, i mean, I'm always searching for these grooves..

like a huge lawn, with the biggest slip-n-slide ever, 200ft both ways.....

and i can just run as fast as I want, and leap, chest first like Rickey Henderson....

and it won't matter where I'm slipping or sliding too, because I will still be on my slip-n-slide on the lawn........ummmmm....?

i might've vaporized myself stoopid, but right now, that sounds good.....

unrestricted lockdown....

hella salty.... corner pretzel salty.....

them little lunchbox swingers fear ME now!!!

yeah, run you future deadbeats!!!! go watch your 3-d cartoons, and google "murder"....

i'm acting like this, and at the same time, I'm knowing I'm even more scared of those kids, then I was when they tried to jump me a couple months ago....

i hadn't seen them in a while, since I don't have to take the BART no mo....

they must of been playing hella Wii or something cause a couple of em done got swoll....

and as good as it felt to watch those little legs move away as fast as they could.....

I knew that this was not gonna be the way I wanted the smaller size of the world to react to me... but fuck THOSE kids they're hella bad!!

i'm talking about my kids, and my friends kids....

but it got me zoning....

yes bill cosby, or the other guy..... kids do say the darndest things....

but they also, unless trying to cover up a stolen cookie or a broken window, don't really know what it is to get fucked up on a Lietini...

so when kids make fun of me, I listen...

and these little kids were saying, that I was a young, mean, old man...

i didn't have to reflect very long to agree....

well what are we gonna do about that, hmmmm?

I told you....

that's when I loosened up the chinstrap, and let the shit go.....

comin out, neck feelin about 10 lbs lighter...