the morning after....
blink the sting out of your eyes,wow,how they burn..
It takes you a second to realize, as you're more concerned with the taste of dry, dirty sock in your mouth.....
I'm single again...
As wonderful a blessing being single again is.....
There is a difference between not having a girl, and being single..
We want the latter.. being single, means the possibilities are endless!
Not having a girl, means you somehow tricked some poor girl in dealing with your drama for a year and change.. Then, one day she bucked up, and became a ghost..gone..
And now, your sorry ass can't get the same trick to work twice..
So we won't be that lame,lonely, one trick pony..
But, don't worry..
You don't have to take off the bathrobe just yet....
First, you gotta flush all that old relationship out.. Otherwise, you risk what is called, an ex-girl to new-girl transference, or "past pu##y transference.."
This is where you trip on your new girl for shit your old girl did.. Now, this condition is often seen from females, but guys you know some of you do it too.. It's lame, and unfair.. Nobody's perfect so let them do their own fucking up. They'll be plenty, and you'll forget all about what's her name's drama.
Anyway, it might take you a second to hit the scene. You wanna listen to the saddest songs on your ipod..Neglect bathing, and contact with your boys.. Swear your sick, and miss too many days from work.... But I ask you? Is any of that bringing her back? Ask Mikey, from Swingers... She won't come back until you have gotten yourself back together.. Why? i don't fucking know, it's just the way it is... But, the funny part is, once you've gotten it together, you could give a shit what she's doing.. Kick Murphy in the nuts, not me.. It's just the way it is..
In part 2 of Breakup Hangover Helper, we will be discussing; ex-games,watchaphobia, and tips on how to reduce "past pu##y transference.."
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