bout 2...
went to the living room..
my roommate, Bullshit, was already up...
Lighting up the cone, oooo, I'm just in time....
I'll be right here alllll day...
Tell myself I gonna go look for a job...alllll day...
Call that counselor about getting back in school? eh... it's past 2 and how would I look not calling her first thing in the morning?
I need to work out, the guns look like slingshots.... man, but I can't work out after I smoke, I'll have to get something in tomorrow, before I spark up....
All of sudden, all the channels are messed up...
They all got this dude who kinda looks like me, talking real serious....
That's when Bullshit leveled me...
told me this dude was the commander and chief...
?!
but,but... this wasn't allowed to happen...
wasn't this why we didn't have to really try to do anything?
because we couldn't do anything?
how am I supposed to just slap that snooze button, until I wanna get up and then spend the rest of the day on the couch smoking weed and drinking beer now?!
That's right you crafty bastards, you know I'm talking to you...
Crawl yo ass back up from out of that crack, and redeem yourself...
Some of you old fools might've been number 42, or 43 instead of part 1 or 2 of curious g...
Meaning you would've of been number 1...
But whatever, how about now you try to be number 2?
If you don't get it I'm gonna...
Yeah I said it....
2025...
President Maynard, get on it....
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